Leaving Allstatt

It is the year 2051, you are finally going on the journey that you were saving for the last 30 years. To your favourite place on the planet, well, it’s not exactly on the planet anymore. This well-known city called (H)allstatt, was sent to the outer space by Elun Mosk a few years ago, because of the exploding number of visitors and lastly because of the infamous incident with the tourist, that sandwich and those two streetlights. Ah, what a story that was.

So, there you are, in a rocket from Spece-axe, on the way to the most desired city to ever exist, spending all the money you have saved, including some money you begged from your parents and all your money from your retirement fonds (why would you do that), to fulfill your lifelong dream.

Look outside the window! There! (H)allstatt is just in perfect view. Take a look at the majestic mountains in the back, the photoshop like houses, the azure blue water of the lake in front of the city floating freely in space, and the enormous amount of tourists running around the streets. The sun is sparkling in the… Wait. WHAT. TOURISTS???

As you take a closer look, you see hundreds of tourists from all regions of the universe swarming around the city. As your space shuttle is landing, and you step outside, you are instantly surrounded by tourists that want to take a picture with you, as they have never seen a real human before.

Overwhelmed by the experience you turn around and beg the pilot to take you back home, but the shipping cost for returns would be 12.50$, which, let’s just be honest, nobody would pay that. So as the shuttle is leaving without you, you shoulder your bag with lots of helpful tools and… oh, you forgot your bag in the rocket? Ehem. So, you shoulder your… courage and face the enemi… erm… tourists, and try to build your own rocket to flee that misery of yours. Good luck with that.